If You Don’t Say It, It’s Your Fault
A man: I changed the product design.
Dilbert: It’s worse than the old design.
A man: You asked me to come up with a new design.
Dilbert: I meant a new design that’s better than the old design.
A man: Great. You could have told me that before I did all of this work.
A man: How do you think this makes me feel?
A man: No one would blame me for hating you.
A man (thought) I’m the only sane person in this company.